Dental Jokes

To make you smile even a little bit more and help ease your mind about coming in for your next appointment, please enjoy the jokes below!

What is another name for x-rays?


What animal did Santa’s dentist see when he went to the North Pole?

A molar bear!

What does a musician buy at the drugstore?

A tuba toothpaste!

Where did the whale go to get his braces?

He went to see an orca-dontist!

What is a dentist’s favorite thing to do after work?

Netflix and drill!

Why was the God of Thunder so quiet after he got his tooth pulled?

Because his mouth was too Thor!

When is the best time to book a dental appointment?


What is a dentist’s favorite movie?

Plaque to the Future!